
Slide into something that feels like a wry smile from a friend who knows local lore. This crewneck carries a lived-in, vintage Salem vibe — the distressed crest reads “Too Opinionated for 1692,” framed by a broom and laurel for a wink of witchy rebellion. The midweight, soft fabric drapes easily for chilly walks past historic streets, layered coffee runs, and slow afternoons with a book. Neutral ink lets the graphic sit quiet but pointed, pairing effortlessly with denim, flannel, or a long coat. It’s for people who value humor threaded with history, who enjoy a subtle bit of edge while staying warm and comfortable.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) — warm and durable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, low-waste silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with DTF inner neck labels — soft, detailed print finish
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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